Consejitos

Bueno, creo que todos conocemos ya los consejos de Chimo Bayo, acerca de las drogas:



en fin, lo de siempre, que si no es lo otro, o lo otro, o lo otro (me la coooomo yo xD). Y por supuesto que no esteis ahí tol dia dale que te pego xD

Pero hoy os voy a mostrar los consejos de Jack Black, ese crack que ha formado Tenacious D, un grupo que sinceramente es una partiera, os recomiendo 100% las letras, y los sketches que hacen en mitad de las canciones, puro cachondeo. En esta ocasión nos dan recomendaciones acerca de cómo hay que tratar de verdad a una señorita:

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard